more conversations @ work

this is the scenario:

whitney, peter and myself were in the poolside office, slacking off :p then mr manager walked into the office with a medium sized grey paper bag and shoved it before my face:

mr manager: have some, amy!
amy: *peeks in the bag and takes one* thank you!
mr manager: *stares* can you uhh....please take MORE?
amy: why?
mr manager: coz..there are SO many in there! and whitney there has taken like, a dozen already!
amy: *reaches into bag and takes another one*

hmm...so we got fed chocolates by our manager. heaps. mr team leader shouted us pizza and all sorts of junk just the other day. now i know why almost everyone working at LEP has a round belly -_- and i can see mine developing too!

whoever believe that lifeguards are fit can scrape that thought now. it's just a whole load of bollocks!
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this poor little girl lost her goggles and she went to mr team leader:

girl: i'm looking for something, but i cant find it. i went into the shower and when i came out it was gone :(
mr team leader: what did you lose?
girl: my goggles :(
mr team leader: *takes little girl to amy* hey, could you take your sister here through the changing rooms? she lost her goggles. a blue one
amy: sister?! what?! WHERE?!?!!?!?
mr team leader: *rolls eyes* this little girl here! YOUR sister!
amy: OHH! come on!

so girl and amy walks through toilets, changing rooms, lost property but couldnt find anything. so little girl goes away and she looked SO upset!

amy: darryl! why'd you steal her goggles eh??
mr team leader: for my wee one! it's Christmas you know, and i haven't done any shopping!
amy: -____________-

sheesh!
that darryl's one heck of a funny fella -.-" married at 24, with 2 wee ones, 3yo and 10 months. wonder if they're ginger. hahahaha. should ask him one of these days :p